whitechocolatem:

blueboltkatana:

complete-trash-and-despair:

theshitneyspears:

flowerr–child:

hoesaekyoongi:

missednights:

theluminousnight:

girlsbegay:

theshitneyspears:

How I’m going through 2019:

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

Not even a good price ….

How…do you know

What the fuck happened

Rebloging for the ACTUAL post

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thebootydiaries:

ur4vity:

thebootydiaries:

wait this fly in my room kinda thick wtf ? 👀

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

no

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dankmemeuniversity:

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crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

For context

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relelvance:

sovietnam:

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technicolorrelays:

supernaturallymarvelousmoosefan:

salty-blue-mage:

quietdoppelganger:

disregardcanon:

polyglotplatypus:

thats-pretty-much-it:

polyglotplatypus:

if u ever wonder how europeans can rely on trains so much to travel thru entire countries

this is why

(312km/h is about 194mph)

? Yea is this not the same everywhere??

doesnt seem to be

Also, most areas in America don’t even HAVE passenger rail anymore

The automotive industry purposely tried to kill off trains here in America

Public transit in general if we’re being honest.

As an europeean, what the fuck america?

if you ever see something weird about america chances are it’s because some powerful industry decided to kill something that would have worked towards the public good for profit

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officialunitedstates:

the scariest thing about the future is not knowin how many more frog species we’ll find in the amazon. there’s gotta be a cap. there’s gotta be a limit

hokagee:

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

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